Former Business Partners is competing in Indie Cage Match this Sunday, May 13th, 7:30 at UCB East. Watch our hype video above, and then ‘like’ the video on the event wall listed here: 

https://www.facebook.com/events/434832759878023/permalink/437136872980945/

I get that that the ‘watch here, but vote all the way over there’ thing is a complicated process, but I didn’t design it so don’t blame me. If I’d have designed the process it’d have a horse. And be more complicated. No one would get it. Come support for Former Business Partners! 

katiesimon:

spolikeluzhate:

DAY & TIME CHANGE! (and slight Line-up change)
LADIES NIGHT: MEN WELCOME has moved 25 hours into the future!
FRIDAY APRIL 13th @ MIDNIGHT 
Caitlin Bitzegaio w/ Stand-up
Moujan Zolfaghari w/ Story Telling
Veronica Osorio w/ Original Music
Former Business Partners w/ Sketch
Cocoon w/ Dance 
Plus an Audience Talent Show! Bring your talent and you just may get a chance to perform!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A LINE-UP!
CLICK THIS LINK TO MAKE A RESERVATION, OR THE PHOTO ABOVE

Guys, Georgie Aldaco has stolen something you love. Seriously, she has stolen something precious from each and every one of you. Come to the show on Friday, and it’ll be returned, no harm done. Don’t come, and you will never see it again. Trust me, before all of our shows, she steals something from me to get me to go, so I know how it works.
But honestly, Former Business Partners wrote some sketches and we’re really proud of them and super excited to be doing this show and we really hope that you will come see it! (And get your stuff back!)

Katie IS NOT kidding guys. Former Business Partners is very excited to be doing this show, we really hope you’ll come, and yeah- I will completely destroy all your stuff if you don’t come. I have matches for the burnables and baseball bats for the non-burnables. Come to this show! 

katiesimon:

spolikeluzhate:

DAY & TIME CHANGE! (and slight Line-up change)

LADIES NIGHT: MEN WELCOME has moved 25 hours into the future!

FRIDAY APRIL 13th @ MIDNIGHT 

Caitlin Bitzegaio w/ Stand-up

Moujan Zolfaghari w/ Story Telling

Veronica Osorio w/ Original Music

Former Business Partners w/ Sketch

Cocoon w/ Dance 

Plus an Audience Talent Show! Bring your talent and you just may get a chance to perform!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A LINE-UP!

CLICK THIS LINK TO MAKE A RESERVATION, OR THE PHOTO ABOVE

Guys, Georgie Aldaco has stolen something you love. Seriously, she has stolen something precious from each and every one of you. Come to the show on Friday, and it’ll be returned, no harm done. Don’t come, and you will never see it again. Trust me, before all of our shows, she steals something from me to get me to go, so I know how it works.

But honestly, Former Business Partners wrote some sketches and we’re really proud of them and super excited to be doing this show and we really hope that you will come see it! (And get your stuff back!)

Katie IS NOT kidding guys. Former Business Partners is very excited to be doing this show, we really hope you’ll come, and yeah- I will completely destroy all your stuff if you don’t come. I have matches for the burnables and baseball bats for the non-burnables. Come to this show! 

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

nicolemarietherese:

corypalmer:

Super bummed I can’t make this tonight, but you should go! It’s gonna be awesome! 

SIXTH MAN LIVES

Pretty G.D. excited. This whole show is gonna be great, but I’m especially excited to ditch the coaching chair and stand behind Former Business Partners while I slap my forehead and sigh dramatically.*

*No really. This whole show is an honor.

For our part, FBP is really excited to try and make eye contact with backline Nicole instead of coach Nicole.  We’d also like to get her into tall grass.  

(Source: yourfriendmitch)

I can’t remember if Nicole has given me this look before, but it doesn’t matter because today she’s gonna give that look to all of us and a lot of people we all don’t know!

I can’t remember if Nicole has given me this look before, but it doesn’t matter because today she’s gonna give that look to all of us and a lot of people we all don’t know!

Omen?

For the last three days in a row, I have both accidentally gotten hot sauce on myself AND had very long frustrating dreams in which I’m in a car and can’t do a some kind of simple thing that I should be able to make a car do (in one I couldn’t get a car to go in reverse, in another I couldn’t get a car to stay put once it was parked, and in last night’s I couldn’t stop getting on a loop highway that took me into Mexico).  

Are these patterns some kind of warning?  If they are, I can’t figure out for what, but I did put a new battery in my far alarm in case fire is what I should be looking out for.  

(I have clearly not done much so if you’ve figured out what I should be avoiding, I would appreciate you sharing the info with me)

maximumyuks:

I watched The Simpsons with my family every week. For some reason in my memories, we also always ordered pizza but that might not have been fact. We watched in the downstairs living room where there was a working fireplace and this red rug that has soooo many spills on it but because it was patterned you couldn’t tell. Until I was maybe 12, I thought the show was called Bart. 
With all the 500 episodes hoopla I went and re-watched some early episodes. I’ll admit it, I cried at 5/8 of them. I can’t believe how strong of an emotional punch I get when Homer feels like Lisa is ashamed of him because he isn’t as smart as her, or when Bart stays in on a snow day to study and still gets an F, or when Marge tells Lisa it’s okay to be sad sometimes. Like holy shit, what a phenomenal show.  
I don’t watch it regularly anymore, but I can still sing the songs and make references to season 1-14 with the best of them. And I’m so glad there was a show that let little Danielle know that being smart and opinionated was not only an okay thing to be, but an awesome thing to be- all the while being hysterical and brightly coloured. 


Moments that always make me want to cry in The Simpsons:
1. The birthday song for Lisa in ‘Stark Raving Dad’
2. The flashback montage of Lisa and Bart as little kids in ‘Lisa on Ice’ 
3. The note that says You are Lisa Simpson in Lisa’s Substitute (especially this one)
4. When Marge sings ‘You Are So Beautiful’ to Homer after he tells her he’s afraid she won’t love him now that he’ll always be bald.
That’s four times more tearing up than any other show for me.  The Simpsons own that record, the record for the show with the most quotes/moments I can reference, and probably a bunch of other records I haven’t made up yet.  Hands down, my favorite show of all time.

maximumyuks:

I watched The Simpsons with my family every week. For some reason in my memories, we also always ordered pizza but that might not have been fact. We watched in the downstairs living room where there was a working fireplace and this red rug that has soooo many spills on it but because it was patterned you couldn’t tell. Until I was maybe 12, I thought the show was called Bart

With all the 500 episodes hoopla I went and re-watched some early episodes. I’ll admit it, I cried at 5/8 of them. I can’t believe how strong of an emotional punch I get when Homer feels like Lisa is ashamed of him because he isn’t as smart as her, or when Bart stays in on a snow day to study and still gets an F, or when Marge tells Lisa it’s okay to be sad sometimes. Like holy shit, what a phenomenal show.  

I don’t watch it regularly anymore, but I can still sing the songs and make references to season 1-14 with the best of them. And I’m so glad there was a show that let little Danielle know that being smart and opinionated was not only an okay thing to be, but an awesome thing to be- all the while being hysterical and brightly coloured. 

Moments that always make me want to cry in The Simpsons:

1. The birthday song for Lisa in ‘Stark Raving Dad’

2. The flashback montage of Lisa and Bart as little kids in ‘Lisa on Ice’ 

3. The note that says You are Lisa Simpson in Lisa’s Substitute (especially this one)

4. When Marge sings ‘You Are So Beautiful’ to Homer after he tells her he’s afraid she won’t love him now that he’ll always be bald.

That’s four times more tearing up than any other show for me.  The Simpsons own that record, the record for the show with the most quotes/moments I can reference, and probably a bunch of other records I haven’t made up yet.  Hands down, my favorite show of all time.

jonbershad:

nickkocher:

People in this park had NO IDEA what the hell we were doing. 

Yeah, that’s awesome.

(via katiesimon)

lougonzalez:

joestanton:

iamachilles:

Lou Gonzalez and I filmed a dumb video with Tim Martin! CHECK IT OUT!

What happens when you put on David Caruso’s character’s sunglasses from CSI: Miami?

Featuring:
Tim Martin
Achilles Stamatelaky

Written and Directed by Achilles Stamatelaky
Shot and Edited by Lou Gonzalez
Sound by Valentin Jimenez

Filmed in Hamlet’s Vintage in Greenwich Village: http://hamletsvintage.com/site/

YEAAHHHHHHHHH

(go Lou! that guy is great)

No ur a great guy Joe! This sketch vid was stupid. STUPID FUN!! YEAHHHHHHHHH!

maximumyuks:

Here is the newest episode of SRSLY!!! Featuring me and Justin Shanes and Carly Ann Filbin. Please enjoy and tell me your favourite movie quotes. 

Do you NOT know Danielle Gibson and are meeting her soon and want to know a thing she might do in real life?  Perfect!  Then watch this!  (and then watch a bunch of movies or she’ll get very angered during your meeting) (no she won’t) (she might!) (guys, one time I didn’t know a movie in front of Danielle and then I woke up in the hospital and she was the only one in the room… this video is much less terrifying than that though, so watch it!)

Bye, Danielle!  We’re gonna keep your seat warm the way we thought seemed most logical.  
Come back soon!!!  This fire has gotten WAY out of hand and we don’t know what to do!  Old-timey reporter should be covering this!  It could be her big break and get her out of the time-travel game!  That’s what she does right?  Time-travel and report?  
Ugh!  Come back and explain EVERYTHING, and then do the most accurate impression of Nicole, and then tell us the hot goss, and then do ‘sorry I’m late’ with movies you HAVE to know we haven’t seen, or help us make up the best warm-ups that make the most sense of all the warm-ups ever!  Come back!

Bye, Danielle!  We’re gonna keep your seat warm the way we thought seemed most logical.  

Come back soon!!!  This fire has gotten WAY out of hand and we don’t know what to do!  Old-timey reporter should be covering this!  It could be her big break and get her out of the time-travel game!  That’s what she does right?  Time-travel and report?  

Ugh!  Come back and explain EVERYTHING, and then do the most accurate impression of Nicole, and then tell us the hot goss, and then do ‘sorry I’m late’ with movies you HAVE to know we haven’t seen, or help us make up the best warm-ups that make the most sense of all the warm-ups ever!  Come back!